Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Randomize
