Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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