What a fucking waste of an outfit
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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