Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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