i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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