How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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