Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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