Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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