Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dear god my vagina.
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