This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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