If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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