Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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