if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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