like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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