In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Shame - the story of my life.
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