ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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