If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
