3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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