office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
