I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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