I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i will never coherently bang her
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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