So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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