I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
