Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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