D3 body, D1 cock
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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