Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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