Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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