After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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