i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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