Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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