I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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