Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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