how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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