Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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