How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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