I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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