Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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