I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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