he wants to bone in the snuggie
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
