i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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