I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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