He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
