how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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