just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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