how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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