My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Found your dick twin last night
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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