Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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