I didn't shave. On purpose
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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