i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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