why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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